Hello to the nobodies that read my blog. I know, I know, I have been so, so terrible at keeping my blog up to date. I shant suck so much from now on. Please, if you give me your time and money, I will give you my heart. Not literally, but if you are the type of person who thinks that I was being literal . . . well I don't want you reading my blog anyway. Take that.
Ha.
Friday, March 28, 2008
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
A self-portrait
This is what I look like when I'm feeling friendly. I used to hunt truffles, back when truffles were in style and every Tomas, Jaques, and Fabian paid top dollar for my snout. But now I hunt for me, now I prey for my stomach. I chase the cheese.
Glot Bops and Jimmy-Jogs
It's all coming to the end. Really and truthfully. I began it, I started that which was nothing and became something and now is to become obliterated. It's like a flourless, butterless pancake in vain search for a pan - nothing but a wet spot in the carpet.
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